Characterized by her poor teased hair and shoddy colour treatments, her general lack of looks, and poor body shape the Maple Ridge Ditch Pig is essentially a waste of skin. She likes to take pictures of attractive girls whenever they meet, and then secretly cries at night knowing she will never look like them. Her interests include group bingo, needless capitalization of sentences, and housing out of work dead beat plumbers who neglect children. (See "Dead Beat"
by Hi_Capacity February 22, 2011
Get the Maple Ridge Ditch Pigmug. A saying from Paul Bettany indicating that snitches, that is, people who spoil things will end up in ditches
Interviewer: Does anyone in this bus die in the Next Avengers
Someone: I-
Paul Bettany: SNITCHES END UP IN DITCHES
Someone: I-
Paul Bettany: SNITCHES END UP IN DITCHES
by snitchesendupinditches May 3, 2021
Get the snitches end up in ditchesmug. after pastor tom ding dong ditched mary clarence, she decided she was going to penguin him the next time before she boston pancaking his brother
by clint from huntingtown December 19, 2009
Get the ding dong ditchmug. Acronym/ DDDD, The matter of ding dong ditch'ing other peoples houses and normally is done on a December.
by December 4, 2018
Get the Ding Dong Ditching Decembermug. Lisa: You should have seen the look on Krabappel’s face.
Bart: You should have seen the look on Hoover’s face. In fact, here it is!
Lisa: You killed her?
Bart: Right! Like we agreed.
Lisa: I never said “kill”!
Bart: Yeah, ’cause you’re smart. You don’t say “kill”. You say “prank”. Like mom and dad say “snuggle” when what they really mean is “let’s lock the door and hug.”
Lisa: Well I didn’t kill Mrs. Krabappel.
Bart: So all you did was ring her doorbell and run?
Lisa: Yeah! Ding dong ditch!
Bart: “Ding dong ditch” means you kill her! Then you throw that ding dong into a ditch. Geez. Pick up a book
Bart: You should have seen the look on Hoover’s face. In fact, here it is!
Lisa: You killed her?
Bart: Right! Like we agreed.
Lisa: I never said “kill”!
Bart: Yeah, ’cause you’re smart. You don’t say “kill”. You say “prank”. Like mom and dad say “snuggle” when what they really mean is “let’s lock the door and hug.”
Lisa: Well I didn’t kill Mrs. Krabappel.
Bart: So all you did was ring her doorbell and run?
Lisa: Yeah! Ding dong ditch!
Bart: “Ding dong ditch” means you kill her! Then you throw that ding dong into a ditch. Geez. Pick up a book
by a simple pseudonym October 12, 2016
Get the ding dong ditchmug. by ouijy February 9, 2004
Get the Ditch the Bitch and make the Switchmug. When you are giving a guy oral sex and as soon as he is going to cum you get the hell out of the way as quickly as possible. "Ditching" It.
by Usteen The Zombie Queen February 24, 2010
Get the Ding Dong Ditchmug.