sausage dildo

It when you shit in a condom and tie it so you use it as dildo

My friend Estevan made an sausage dildo and went to town with it

by BIG T JONES February 24, 2016

Dildo bash

A guy with 1000000 dildos

I'm a dildo bash!

by Imthepugster. August 08, 2016

dildo tent

The bulge that occurs when a woman wears a strap-on dildo with pants on.

Did you see Rita's dildo tent? She's got more bulge than half the guys I know.

by ronaldomoon February 11, 2012

dildo slinger

A sex shop retail worker, or person who is a purveyor of adult novelties.

Matt works at the porn store, he's their top dildo slinger.

by DomTheKraut January 30, 2016

dildo wacker

Wack my dildo daddy

Wanna wack my dildo?

Yeah, I'm the dildo wacker

by Daddy Dildo wacker March 16, 2017

dildo pill

erectile dysfunction medication

Dildo pill enhance penile erections.

by jayjade May 30, 2014

dildo friends

friends that a female would consider extremely close.

Anabel shouldn't have a hard time moving from NY to Miami since she never had any dildo friends in NY to start with.

by Wgabriel March 22, 2015