Schlong Dong Ditch

When a guy taps his flaccid penis against an unaroused female clitoris in a consensual way, followed immediately by sleep.

Guy 1: Awh man did you sleep with Karen last night?
Guy 2: No dude, I schlong dong ditched her.

Schlong Dong Ditch by Marinadoom August 2, 2018

Dick and ditch 

When you get dicked down and he goes to sleep directly after

“Wow, I wanted to cuddle but instead I got dick and ditched.”

Dick and ditch by Sincerelyabigail February 6, 2019

Dick and Ditch 

The act of leaving/ditching after finally getting the one thing he wanted, sex.

M 1: hey man how are you and Sally?
M2: we don't talk anymore, I decided to dick and ditch.

Dick and Ditch by kfdx February 15, 2019

Kiss and ditch 

A kiss and ditch is when one kisses another and then proceeded to ditch them after said kiss

Person one: “ did you really kiss and ditch Jackson”

Person 2: “ yeah, I was just wanted a kiss”

Kiss and ditch by Downey mozza January 28, 2022

Ding Dong Ditch 

When you drop your kids off unannounced at family members with minimal to no warning

Dam, we just got DDD (ding dong ditched) by Tony again...

Ding Dong Ditch by sjohnson22 March 7, 2022

deadly ding dong ditch 

The childhood prank that used to be known as “ding dong ditch” back in the day before everyone had their own Glocks and AR-15s for “home protection.”

I’ve told my kids that should they ignorantly choose to go and ring a neighbor’s doorbell as a prank that they may be engaging in their last game of deadly ding dong ditch!

deadly ding dong ditch by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023

pickle ditch

a disgusting girl that gets around - hence her lady parts are the ditch in which many pickles have visited.

"Dude, I wouldn't hook up with Emily she's probably got a few STDs from being the town pickle ditch."

pickle ditch by Learn2ride May 6, 2015