Derek

Epitome of useless. Does not work and neither does his dick. He is controlled by ego and plays victim whatever the circumstance. You can find him in his moms’ house sleeping on a cot. Avoid at all costs unless you want to support an ugly bitch.

Whatever you don’t be a Derek.

by Adrienne Thomas October 10, 2025

Derek

A dick, a cheater, someone who will make you fall in love then leave you

“ Derek and I broke up then he started dating Emma a day after “

by Noneofyourbussin July 8, 2018

The Derek

The feeling of high pressured stress relief in slow motion.

I had a hard day at work. I'm going home to do The Derek.

by Threebeardedmenandalady June 6, 2022

Derek Owens

Official member of the OLDS who doesn't really get jokes or have much to contribute. Highly emotional.

You were such a Derek Owens last night when you lost the ability to understand sarcasm and yelled at those kids at the movies for making too much noise.

by burgestar January 20, 2015

Derek

A one of a kind unique thinker, who has an amazing body, breath taking eyes , and a mysterious side girl's can't refuse. He is smart, sweet, and is everything a man should be .

I loved getting to know Derek.

by Stacysaurus911 April 21, 2023

John Derek

John Derek is an amazing man, one that any woman would be incredibly lucky to be with. He has beautiful blue eyes you could happily get lost in and the sexiest voice ever heard on Earth. He is incredibly attractive and charming, and his smile makes every woman swoon. If you find a John Derek, lock him down and never let him go. Typically attracts a Meredith or a Whitney.

John Derek is so dreamy, I love him more than life!

by SextantIsAFunnyWord December 17, 2018

Derek

Derek is that kind of boy that is mean and distant at the beginning, but more and more as you get to know him, he will become more and more adorable and kind to you. And when he’s in love, it’s so funny and adorable to see his quest to be with his soulmate, he’s simping hard. The thing is that when he’s sad or angry, you can feel his pain and it’s just terrible. He’s nice and actually funny, he can takes jokes and is hot asf like bro PUT YOUR FUCKING GLASSES YOU LOOK GOOD WITH THEMMMM
Oh btw he likes acting gay and fruity, but he’s straight you can date him girl ;)

- I’m in the same class as Derek..
- And you’re sad?! He’s so nice and hot!
- Yeah it’s a fact.

by lyneko101 December 12, 2021