Cockumference

The circumference of the penis

It's not just the length of Peter's dick that is so impressive but the cockumference, now that's truly a schlong dong.
Of course someday it will be silver.

by CanUbReal June 21, 2018

Cuckberry

A man who gains sexual pleasure in the knowledge that his lover has made love or is making love to other men. Cuckberrys are usually submissive, often have a small penis, suffer from premature ejaculation, 'enjoy' sexual humiliation and are rarely able to satisfy their male partners.

A fishing trip cuckberry

Jon watched anxiously as his partner Jizzy got railroaded in the ass by Brando, while the others went fishing

by OneSleevedBandit May 1, 2019

cucmber

A Person who posts gay stuff in a discord chat. Who also posts pics of himself pissing.

Hey that dude is such a cucmber

by Anonymous3544 June 5, 2021

Cuckleberries

Cuckleberries is what remains on the hairs around the anus when a hairy man doesn't wipe properly.

I see cuckleberries, did you forget to wipe?

by Ivan Boring June 26, 2021

cuumberbatch

Something markiplier said when he was boneing

You wanna feel my cuumberbatch

by Bigfartboi July 10, 2021

Cumcumber

slang for penis

“Put that cumcumber in your mouth right now you brat.”

by Maaakkkkkkkk July 19, 2022

cubeumbers

The new cool way to spell cucumbers.

Cucumbers... Nah... cubeumbers... Yeah all the way

The cubeumbers look amazing don't they.

by Dracomalfoys#1fan July 1, 2023