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not a particular political stance crunchy or crunchy Moms are left wing liberals to right wing pro- lifers.Crunchy is more referring to being informed enlightened by research and information leading to ones on health consciousness.Crunchy prefer recycling, cloth diapers, eating healthy vegan or vegetarian or free range.
Crunchy Moms love yoga, health smoothies. The are informed on health issues and chose natural child birth, having a doula and using cloth diapers on the children.
by Divine Doula June 24, 2019
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Crunchy

1.Used to describe something awesome and altogether worth consumption.
2. Used to describe a person's attitude as ornery or excitable
1.Does this nug look crunchy to you?
That hug was crunchy.
This dinner was feckin crunchy.
This beat is crunchy.

2. What a crunchy bitch
My adolescent child/puppy is being crunchy.
Why do you say such crunchy things?
by Clockwork Phoenix July 14, 2019
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Crunchy Hinge

The aftermath of dried ejaculate on ones chest. Usually caused by ejaculating on your own chest followed by a nap.
The term comes from the sound when removing the dried semen off ones chest. The sound is that of a Crunchy Hinge.
Jordan had just woken up from his three hour nap. The semen from his chest had now solidified and adhered to Jordan's body. He then began to peel his Crunchy Hinge.
by McDude Burger August 9, 2019
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Crunchy

Preppy upper class white/nerdy. Golfs on weekends. Polos and short shorts. Refers to his whip as his car.
That's a crunchy ass mother fucker.
Bro, you're acting hella crunchy.
Donald Trump is crunchy as fuck.
Tom Cruz is crunchy as fuck.
by A5ianNati0n September 13, 2019
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crunchy cake

When you slap your significant others ass and it sounds hollow.... basically shes a stick bug
Ex:damn man i didnt know my girl had such a crunchy cake... it must be stale or sumthing cuz it sounded old
by 123sheshe September 23, 2019
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Crunchy Beef

1. An exclamation said when something shocking happens
2. A sarcastic version of the first definition
3. When something great has arrived, you run to them, wave your arms, and exclaim ‘Crunchy Beef!’
1.

-person 1: and you are not the father
-person 2: Crunchy Beef!
2.
-person 1: Our team won!
-person 2: Well Crunchy Beef, isn’t that just great!
3.
This one is pretty explanatory
by Mac ‘n Mayo October 6, 2019
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crunchy picklicious

a way to describe the most amazing human ever!!
by fantatastic October 23, 2019
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