Tactical Cropping

Knocking out a crafty shit down the old trouser leg.

Guess what Trevor? I did some tactical cropping in town today, funny thing a fat pig slipped in it.

by Ginger Barbarian. June 18, 2020

Extreme Cropdusting

The act of ripping a mean-ass shit cloud from your asshole while you’re on a roller coaster. Preferably, when you’re seated at the front of the ride and during the drop so your ghostly gassy giant nails your fellow passengers directly in their faces at high velocity while they’re screaming with their mouths wide open.

I was riding the popular Six Flags coaster, Kingda Ka, when I decided it was my chance to do some top-tier Extreme Cropdusting… The other passengers had ass-breath for weeks.

by Dr.P.Nis March 13, 2022

Cropdusting

When used in reference to the service industry, "Crop-dusting" is defined as the act in which an employee of the restaurant or bar farts, and then walks by a table s/he does not like.

Related Forms: Crop-dust. Crop-dusted, Crop-duster

"Do you smell something other than our food? I think we've just been a victim of cropdusting!"

by Bob3472 October 25, 2009

Jason Cropper

The original rhythm guitar player for weezer. Was asked to leave the band before the release of Weezer (aka the Blue Album) due to unknown reasons. It is speculated that his girlfriend was pregnant, but this is unlikely. He was replaced by Brian Bell

Did you see Jason Cropper on the news today?

by Patrick Lewis March 29, 2005

croppelganger

A person who looks uncannily like a mixture of two other people, so much so that they appear to be the offspring of the two other people (usually of the same gender).

"Hey, did you see that new croppleganger?"
"Yeah, she totally looks just like Kate and Jill!"

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

croppelganger

Where a doppelganger is someone's exact double, a croppelganger is two people's exact double, but fused into one person. This person also must not be related to the other two.

The croppelganger stared in disbelief at the two people that looked just like him.

by My name? November 7, 2003

Cropbomb

The act of taking a picture that includes yourself and friends/family/loved ones, and hacking away at everyone else until only you are left in a picture suitable for use on a social network like Facebook. You can tell when a cropbomb has been performed because the extremities/remnants of the beloved may still be present.

(excerpt from a Facebook convo)
Jessica: hey Katie, nice pic! Is that someones hand on your waist?

Katie: yea it was my bf's

Mike (Katie's bf): wow really tho k?

Jake: #cropbomb

Mike: stfu Jake, and we're not on twitter you hashhole!

by LeGreat1 June 14, 2011