Grabbing Counter

Getting fucked in the ass, nominally while bent over a countertop. Kitchen, bathroom, or other. Often leads to formica under the fingernails.

Tough week at work, the boss has me grabbing counter about the mistake on that last project.

by levarselosmonos June 14, 2016

fish counter

A fish counter is a vagina which smells like fish.

John: Oi oi hear about alice and her fish counter?
Bob: Yeah everyone knows I think she needs some baby wipes for her vagina

by Mat365 January 22, 2018

counter bail

When you originally suggest and make plans, then at the first sign of the other members bailing, you bail first

I was going to go out with Dakota but then he said he might not be able to make it so I counter bailed and said I definitely couldn’t make it actually.

by Thomasdeegan January 23, 2018

rick-counters

To encounter a Rick, normaly of the Rick-ind

Close Rick-counters of the Rickind

by LegendaryMonkerStoke January 26, 2017

Counter resistance

Resistance to resistance, just like counter surveillance is someone watching somebody watching somebody.

No resistance is without counter resistance.

by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020

Counter Anti-Fur-Day

on December 21th, you can bypass Anti-Fur-Day and still make the person parcitipate in Fur-Day, but a day later.

"hey dude, today is Counter Anti-Fur-Day, you won't be able to bypass 20th december, because 21th december is waiting.

by Tolijas December 19, 2020

counter-balancing

Someone trying to take things from balanced to imbalanced.

He/she kept trying to throw things off by counter-balancing everything all the time, even when it wasn't actually helping anybody but him/her. Since he/she held nothing sacred, no underdog or favorite, they were all just pawns like everyone and everything else to him/her.

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021