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Existence Coach 

N.)

Existance Coach - a person that believes their advice should be passed on to others - no matter how bad.

One Whose advice doesn't help people to live - only merely exist.

A positively useless "influencer" who believes their way of life is beneficial to others despite the fact they may not have the same means. Thus encouraging them to live an existence beyond said means ultimately resulting in an unfulfilling existence.
Holy shit, here comes Matt. That guy's been taking yoga for a week and suddenly he's an "existence coach."
Just yesterday, he told me to donate the car I have, drive a Tesla, and start eating impossible Whoppers everyday because my "chi" is out of alignment.

That mother fucker is worse than Prince Ea.
Existence Coach by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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Recovery Coach 

An individual who specializes in strength-based support for people with addictions or in recovery from drugs, alcohol, codependency, or other addictive behaviors.
Christopher Ferry is the best recovery coach! Call him if you need addiction help.

Blonde coach 

A blonde coach is someone who is tasked with assessing a person in real time, and evaluating their decisions and determining if they are doing something a blonde would do or having a blonde moment.
I think Jennifer needs a blonde coach she is always doing the ditsiest things.

blm coach 

A teacher, which teaches the 'black lives matter' ways, for example, a 'blm coach' would be a preacher of some sort, but in the way of black lives
I have a job I'm a BLM coach!
blm coach by BLM coach November 9, 2021

The Coach Richie 

Staying up till late hours of the night playing finger golf and drinking rum.
I'll need to pull The Coach Richie tonight if I'm going to finish my tournaments before the deadline!
The Coach Richie by CataclysmicGC November 16, 2021

go coach 

A bus company that doesn’t have hygiene and skips bus stops
The go coach bus drove past the stop
go coach by I am a thing November 22, 2021

Hair Coach 

Treats you like family, a friend but also like a personal trainer, helps you stay consistent, tracks the progress of your treatment.
I love how my hair coach follows up with me regularly!
Hair Coach by Hairgod:p November 25, 2021