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jaffa cake

the most addictive biscuits in the world!
they are a small cake that is topped with orange, then chocolate.
they (apparently) only contain 1g of fat per jaffa cake(yeah right)
but still, once you taste them, i swear - you will get hooked!!
footballers like Ferdinand (england) like to eat them on the pitch because they can give you a boost of energgy quickly.
now they come in lots of flavours lime, lemon, raspberry...
YUMMMMMM
woman; do you know there is only one gram of fat in a jaffa cake?

woman 2; so wot??? when you decide to eat the whole packet, it's not going to be 1 gram then is it? you'll end up looking like fat bastard if you keep telling people that!
by cynthia_s July 13, 2006
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caked out

Bovice:You got change for a ten
Orison:Naw all i got is 10 50 dollar bills
Bovice:Damn you caked out today
by Mr. 301 August 17, 2008
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bake a cake

To kill or murder used in the south especially by bloods
If that snitch come around here ima bake a cake for that nigga.
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take the cake

The latest manipulated photo really takes the cake. (example of take the cake)
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gash cake

A term used in exclamation. Gash is a word commonly associated with vagina, and the cake is just another word used to place an element of randomness into the term. It's rather a random comment, and can be used to refer to any of the following: vagina, pussy, a cake of cunt, a hot girl.
Jose: Yo dude, you is a whole lot of gash cake.

Yuggio: You chatting breeze Jose, go get a slice of gash cake from that chick (points to a fat women wearing an ACDC tee-shirt, who has blataatly got a whole lot of gash cake - the icing alone is fucking huge).
by The Boys of Hush October 22, 2006
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pineapple upside down cake

The act of laying on one's back, while having both legs in the air (usually supported by a chair or wall), and masturbating on to one's own face.
We were hanging out at the party when all of a sudden, Spiro decided to give himself a pineapple upside down cake. He had way too much to drink.
by dawgtopper September 8, 2011
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funnel cake sundae

A yummy crispy, warm funnel cake with ice cream, hot fudge, caramel or cherry syrup, and whipped cream.
Funnel cake sundaes are also known as "orgasm on a plate", "Jesus on a plate", and "heart attack on a plate"
by Aaron the funnel cake lover September 17, 2008
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