rock climbing

Of all so-called "extreme sports" (activities that about 1/2 the time are undertaken, or claimed to have been undertaken, by otherwise boring people in a desperate attempt to become interesting), this is probably the trendiest way to give yourself the affectation of ruggedness, danger, physical fitness, etc. Note that most people who express an interest in rock-climbing or purchase incidental gear such as carabiners, have never climbed and never will.

See also: posers, conformity of noncomformity, North Face, bungee jumping.

Inner thought bubble of "extreme sports" Aberzombie, "Dude, all the chicks will be on me if I wear this carabiner on my belt loop and talk about rock climbing! I better buy this magazine so I can look like I know what I'm talking about!"

by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005

chimo

One who is far too creepy for his own good, one who gains pleasure hanging out at parks and playgrounds waiting to prey upon children, also one who wears short shorts--commonly known as "chimo shorts."

Now that it's winter, he can't wear his chimo shorts anymore.

Watch out for the chimo lurking behind the curtains, he's gonna get you!

by SamPants and KPants October 27, 2004

climb off

an extremely sizable and satisfying dump, so big in fact that you need to climb off it.

That was a massive crap, a real climb off.

by new word guy September 9, 2010

IMAX and Climax

Netflix and chill for those who have a higher salary. Netflix and chill is just like $7.95 a month but imax and climax is like 85 million dollars, depending on how often you get down.

"Hey girl, I can treat you right, I'll take you to IMAX and climax."

"Damn, he makes bank".

by Anonybus December 18, 2015

mountain climber

an individual who tries to get ahead in life by performing difficult and self-depricating tasks, but often to no avail.

You would've thought Jill could've gotten that job given all the dick she sucks. What a mountain climber.

by cam April 12, 2005

chimochina

gibberish slang. used to express absolute frustration or irritation. pronounced as one word: CHEE-mo CHEE-na

When your dog takes your underwear you can yell, "CHIMOCHINA!" and chase after it.

by k3w1w3rdz November 9, 2010

Imax and climax

Having sex while at the imax movie theaters, giving someone an orgasm while watching a movie on imax

Tommy: Imax and climax?
Jenny: Okay but only if its a romantic comedy
Tommy: Anything you want babe ;)

by Cmilz January 4, 2016