Beaver Cleaver

1. Somebody well practiced and accomplished in performing oral sex on a woman;
2. A lesbian;
3. A beardless clam affectionato;
4. A poon burgler;
5. A clit licker extraordinaire

1. I'll never get to score with Joan Jett -- she's a beaver cleaver.
2. I bet I can get Joan Jett to lick my snatch -- she's a beaver cleaver.
3. Thank god Rosie O'Donnell is a beaver cleaver. I'd never dip my dick in that nasty cooter.

by Ward and June Cleaver September 28, 2004

window cleaner

A noble profession... if your last profession was cleaning balls!

This bloke thinks I'm a bloody window cleaner!

by deathmetalfan November 16, 2011

Alaskan Pipe Cleaner

When a man or woman takes a dump and then freezes it, sometimes they use it later as a dildo during anal sex.

I love that Alaskan Pipe Cleaner! it really cleans my pipes good!

by oberon and puck have gay sex January 19, 2009

Steveland Cleaver

When you kill someone in Metal of Honor or Call of Duty with your melee weapon.

I snuck up on a guy in Medal of Honor and Steveland Cleavered his ass.

by Rm 7167 Rowan University 2010 October 17, 2010

skeeters are cheaters

A comeback to the phrase "spitters are quitters"

John: Spitters are quitters!

Mary: Oh yeah, well skeeters are cheaters!

by polpolpol November 5, 2013

carpet cleaner

a dude with a mustache eating out a girl

bobs stash was a good carpet cleaner

by islander86 March 23, 2008

cleaner wiener

a hot dog place that is next to a dry cleaning place

we ate at the cleaner wiener last night

by george October 27, 2004