cingular

A phone company that nobody seems to know whether it's really good or really bad because everyone is on crack.

Guy 1: Cingular sucks! It's screwing up my life!

Guy 2: I love Cingular! I masturbate to it every day!

by Cheez Wizz July 21, 2008

Cindy

A hyper english enthusiast who makes the sickest of innuendos. Horrible at comebacks, but good at humiliating people. Cindys perceives themselves as divine-looking -though this may not always be true- and believes that all men should bow down to her under female dominance of 'Girl Power'. Cindys are resourceful and extremely talented, and make great wingwomen.

That Cindy helped me with my relationship. She's friggin great. I'll buy her a cookie.

by Mike Bison May 3, 2014

Cincinnati Hotplate

Akin to the "Cleveland Steamer" a Cincinnati Hotplate is when one person lays under a glass table while another person straddles the table and defecates on the table, giving the "receiver" the fecalphiliac thrill without the mess.

See also "Stallone"

"Sylvester Stallone was a big fan of the ol' Cincinnati Hotplate. He'd pay big bucks to have hookers drop a deuce on the table while he spanked one out to it. Sick!"

by 0110100101010010101 August 6, 2009

cincinnati steamer

Very similar to a Cleveland Steamer but the feces has the consistency of Cincinnati style chili. (Wet and Runny)

After I gave that hooker a Cincinnati steamer, I left her to lay in the puddle while I went to pick up some Skyline 3-ways and a few cheese conies

by manual_overide May 28, 2003

Cindie

The most amazing of creatures. Loving, blond and beautiful. When in a group she always is the center of attention. If in a relationship, she is likely to be the absolute best wife and mother.

When I find a girl, I want a Cindie

by Mere thought December 18, 2016

cinema hangover

The feeling(s) which occur upon getting out of your seat, leaving the cinema, and rehabilitation into society. worsened deeply if the movie you're leaving was just plain bad. effects include:
- nausea
- sudden extreme tiredness
- headrush
- loss of focus due to the sudden bright light, reacting
against the 2 hours of near-darkness which have just
occured
- stomach ache, from eating nothing but popcorn for 2 hours

and many more, depending on the person.
The only known cure is to go in to see another movie.

*man gets up from his seat at It's a Boy/Girl Thing.*

"owwwwwwwwwww..."
"what's wrong sir? was the movie painfully bad? cinema hangover? both?"
*man looks around and collapses*

by the lolagon January 14, 2008

Cincinnati Necktie

A synonym for Cincinnati Bowtie -- an upside-down titty fuck. The penis rests vertically between the breasts and points towards the abdomen, recalling the shape of a dapper cravat. The positioning of the shaft makes "necktie" a more accurate term than "bowtie."

Jenny wanted to dress like Avril Lavigne, so I told her I'd give her a Cincinnati Necktie.

by Professor Chocolate September 27, 2005