Carbo footprint

1. A measure of carbohydrate consumption.

2. The imprint left on a chair after someone gets up.

3. Ass.

1. "Hey Sarah, you want that last piece of pizza?"

"No thanks, I'm trying to reduce the size of my carbo footprint."

2. "I gotta take a leak, hold my drink."

"Dude, you better switch to light beer when you get back - look at the size of your carbo footprint!"

3. "Hey Sarah, you want that last piece of pizza?"

"No thanks, I'm trying to reduce the size of my carbo footprint."

by Muneer March 28, 2008

carbiddium

Located in Newport Oregon is what is known to some as "carbiddium". It's up high enough to see the entire town.

"Bitch, let's go up to carbiddium tonight, I'm tired of the Sandbar."

by stargazer02 January 22, 2009

carbage

The mess that's left when you're finally done working on your car. Consists of the old parts, the packages the new parts came in, greasy rags, and whatever toxic waste you drained out. Often accompained by beer cans and cigarette butts.

We got the car running but the old lady got mad when we went to the bar without cleaning up the carbage.

by Crowley4 December 6, 2009

Carb

(n) A friend that makes your life a living hell in any video game you play. In Minecraft, he will blow shit up. In clash royale, he will not hesitate to use elixir golem. In any FPS, he will make sure he kills you and you only. In mario kart, he's the type of dude to intentionally start the race in last place, get a star, and when he's behind you, use it, and stay on you so you cannot play the game. He will also be in last place, but Carb does not care, as he made your experience playing the game objectively worst, which to him is just as good as getting laid.

"Bro did you just blow our entire team up for the hell of it?"
"Yeah, why?"
"That's a carb move."
"A what?"
"Nevermind."

by llqmq November 9, 2021

Carbiii

carbiii is a person you can rely on through thick and thin and some one who has lots of sexs and plays final fantasy but is a newb at it he owns neuage but he is leaving now so i will say farewell and have fun.

to be a carbiii means you are relyable and help your friends out

by Puppet ~ Base August 29, 2004

Carbo Loading

taking drugs and booze before a big event, Like Bernie Carbo admitted to before he hit his 3 run homer in the '75 Championship...

Man, I couldn't have given that speech if I hadn't smoked three joints, had 2 beers, a cup of coffee, some bennies and chewing tobacco before I went on...

Dude - that's some serious Carbo Loading!!!

by JPnEB April 2, 2010

CHARBEL

CHARBEL:
A MAN WITH SUPER LARGE FOREHEAD AND A HAIRLINE THAT LOOKS LIKE IT SPELLS HIS NAME.HE TRIES SO HARD TO PULL BITCHES BUT ONLY PULLS 90 YR OLD SHEMALES

FLOOOOOP charbel

by ayooooooooosussy February 15, 2022