Muneer's definitions

Carbo footprint

1. A measure of carbohydrate consumption.

2. The imprint left on a chair after someone gets up.

3. Ass.

1. "Hey Sarah, you want that last piece of pizza?"

"No thanks, I'm trying to reduce the size of my carbo footprint."

2. "I gotta take a leak, hold my drink."

"Dude, you better switch to light beer when you get back - look at the size of your carbo footprint!"

3. "Hey Sarah, you want that last piece of pizza?"

"No thanks, I'm trying to reduce the size of my carbo footprint."

by Muneer March 28, 2008