A full grown man that can not in any situation get a girl to touch his very tiny penis that is smaller than a baby carrot
by Themilieiexpert November 30, 2016
Get the Baby carrotmug. when instead of drooping naturally, a pair of breasts point outward more than is reasonably expected. This phenomena indicates that the enitre breast--not just the nips--are pointing, seemingly defying Newtonian physics. Causes remain unknown.
My brother-in-law calls my wife "carrot boobs" because her breasts intermittenly poke out like nubby carrots. I hate that douche canoe.
by carrotboobs1278 December 9, 2008
Get the carrot boobsmug. A penis after a string has been tied around the base of the shaft so it loses circulation and takes on a blueish hue.
by McShlammer February 9, 2023
Get the Zombie Carrotmug. by DualTone May 8, 2012
Get the Jim Carrotmug. A carrot picker is a ginger who picks carrots for their own sexual personal experiences. Usually used to preform anal masterbation.
by Carley187 December 13, 2017
Get the carrot pickermug. A Carrot Top is the drink of choice among the general population residing in the Tritown Area. It is defined by a shot of Dubra being dropped into a glass of Orange Soda. The drink is never to be mixed. To administer this elixir correctly, the recipient must drop the shot of Dubra into the orange soda, and guzzle the orange soda before the mixture curdles. If a recipient is struggling to self administer the elixir, an onlooker must finish the elixir themselves, or pour the mixture down the throat of the recipient. The Elixir must not be allowed to curdle, a this will promptly summon the Dark Lord, who will then force both the recipient and bystanders to consume Dubra until they join him in Darkness.
by DarkLord1776 November 28, 2017
Get the Carrot Topmug. by emILY1234567890- March 19, 2009
Get the carrot comradmug.