Capping a fart

Capping a fart is the process of capturing your own fart gasses in your sealed, cupped hands. Usually followed by throwing it into the face of someone nearby.

I had had it with Jim's coy retorts, and barbed comebacks. The moment we sat down at the french restaurant, I hiked my skirt up under the table, reached down with both hands - carefully capping a fart to throw at him.

by A1evilboy August 18, 2009

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Harold Camping

Harold Camping is when you are going camping, have everything planned and purchased, and your car gassed up. Only, you never actually go.

My parents told me we were going camping and I was so pumped. Too bad what they really meant was "Harold Camping!" We just sat in the car for a while and then went back inside. Lame!

by Dr. Ewnaj September 23, 2011

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Bush Camping

Bush camping is something that has to do with your genitalia , it's when your no no square is hiding and is non viable, it's hiding behind long stands of pubs
sometimes even short strands of them

Ash couldn't get layed because no one likes a bush camper
Bush camping is a fine art of fortnite players , no one can do it better than them

by PearlHarbor420 February 17, 2019

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calling the cat

The clicking sound one can make out of the corner of their mouth. Most commonly done in two click increments. Sometimes adults use this sound to discretely call each other to the bedroom for SKEECOO SKEECOO time. The good news is that this is not a hereditary bound trait, anyone can master it. I bet you just did it.

"Stop calling the cat Bill, Fluffballs is outside!"

"I know Marge, that clicking sound was for you, now get your kitty over here ..."

by NookieJar October 16, 2009

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