Off the clutch

When you’re beyond mad or upset

She was pissed... she was off the clutch
I forgot to bring the casserole and she was off the clutch about it

by Martha XX June 1, 2019

Clut

A lesbian slut, specifically one who craves cunt.

Teddy: Would you do Marsha?
Jefferson: Uh... I thought she was a lesbian.
Teddy: No, she's just a slut.
Jefferson: No, she may be a slut, but she is still a lesbian.
Teddy: So she likes vagina?
Jefferson: Or cunts, if you prefer.
Teddy: Friggin' clut.

by Dizzlebizzle12234 September 26, 2010

come in clutch

When a person has that good stuff

*alex brought a whole bunch of food to school
"Alex come in clutch"

by Hellerrrrrr June 23, 2017

Double Clutch

Masturbating with one hand while intentionally cutting off oxygen to the brain with the other hand for the purpose of sexual gratification. See also Auto Erotic Asphyxiation.

"He died double clutching in a Bangkok hotel closet."

by kozl June 5, 2009

Clutch

A term used in video games, more commonly in FPS games. It means to win a match when you're the last person standing.

It was a 1v4 situation, and he clutched. (Won the match)

by Riisky December 18, 2012

juicy clutch

an overly slick or oily penis

1) damn, he had one juicy clutch
2) I happen to enjoy big juicy clutches

by Ashton February 4, 2005

Coochie Clutter

A mixture of vaginal fluid and anal secretions in the chode creating a cluster f*ck of moisture and guck. Smell can be related to when you open a can of tuna and squeeze out the juice. If you bottled that juice and let it ferment and curddle.

After extended bonus hole intercourse, Natasha's Coochie Clutter was quite simply unbearable.

by Big Mama Trish September 25, 2009