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crApple

The worlds worst drink on Earth. Usually refers to Snapple,or some other crappy tasting juice drink that waters itself down and then charges more money.
This apple Snapple crapple tastes like apple water shit. I knew apple juice, I worked with apple juice, and you Snapple sir are no apple juice!
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crapple

Holy CRIPP hes a CRAPPLE!!!!
by oopoop September 13, 2006
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cripalettes

"Call up some cripalettes, time to put in work."
by Uzzi 2 November 2, 2007
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crapple-sized penis

A penis that is inadequate in length to satisify even the hornist of women.
Amongst hysertical laughter, a female rocket engineer was overhead talking to one of her friends about an ex-boyfriend who had a crapple-sized penis.
by wayoter May 2, 2005
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Cripped

To crap so hard you rip your pants.
I was running to the toilet and I cripped my pants!
by Capt'n Dam't February 21, 2011
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Cripplephobia

He has a severe case of Cripplephobia; if he gets a scratch on his leg he's sure it's getting gangrenous and will need amputation, and if his vision is blurred after a heavy night on the booze, he's sure his retinas have detached and he's going blind.
by Scarlett.007 October 4, 2012
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cripplepunk

A fashion movement by and for disabled people that incorporates their mobility equipment and other disability-related gear that would typically be considered unsightly or embarrassing. To combat this and improve self-esteem, people decorate and modify their equipment and incorporate it into their overall look. Typically the style is somewhat "punk" and flamboyant/outrageous, as physically disabled people are used to being stared at anyway and might as well have fun with it.

Autpunk/neuropunk is an autistic spinoff embracing the wearing and use of necessary but sometimes stigmatized or unusual sensory-friendly clothes &/or equipment, such as noise-blocking headphones, stim toys, soft clothing, etc.
That spiked neck brace is cripplepunk as fuck.

She was tired of feeling weird about people staring at her wheelchair, so she painted it purple, decked it out with stickers and patches, and decided to just embrace the cripplepunk.
by Annie Y Mouse May 2, 2020
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