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Day care kenel cough 

Children picking up illness from other children.
Children picking up illnesses from other children and taking that cough or cold home to the parents. Honey, it seems like we have been constantly sick ever since we enrolled junior into day care. I know junior is sick today, but we both have to work, just send him in! And the vicious circle of "Day care kenel cough continues"!
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grandpas old cough medicine 

Booze in general. Usually in something non alcoholic like hot chocolate that he gave to your dad to make him shut up
"Honey, Jimmy is crying again"
"I'll give him some cough medicine"
-grandpas old cough medicine
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wyoming whooping cough 

When a girl accidentally sends your spunk down her windpipe instead of swallowing it. This will cause her to cough profusely as she tries to expel the man sauce from her lungs.
Dude I came too hard and gave Kassidy Wyoming Whooping Cough. She was sick for hours.

Cooler than a cough drop

Definition 1:
When a deep throat is at Watergate passing out Ricola, Halls or Luden’s to soothe a sore throat.
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Definition 2:

When someone is really warmer than a cough raise. (Because heat rises and shes hot)

Definition 3:

When a girl is a smooth talker.

Definition 4:
When a girl has good conversation.

Definition 5:
When a girl can soothe your troubles and make you better.
*Dude checking out a girl*

Dude: That girl is cooler than a cough drop.

Dude 2: So go be smoother than molasses and get her digits.

Make bed cough 

Have a very hard sex and making loud noises
We were making our bed cough for the first time last night. Man, that was great!
Let's make bed cough again!
Make bed cough by VeryOriginalName November 18, 2019

Cup your balls and cough

The act of cupping the testicles during a physical with you general practitioner. Mostly used to get a picture of your taint or a finger up your ass when you forget to do the coughing.
Always remember to be alert around the doctor when this is happening they will do anything to get there finger in your ass.
Hey jimmy I need you to cup your balls and cough before I can put my finger in your ass.

manorville dick cough 

something u get when u visit/live in manorville. hacking profusely.
manorville dick cough by enowneaknw September 25, 2021