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computer crabs 

WHen the insides go all itchy. Usually caused by a build up of dust or by unauthorised access from a filthy hard drive.
My PC is suffering from computer crabs
computer crabs by TheLegendaryOne February 27, 2015

computer slave 

Any person involved in information technology, information security, or gaming or your average millennial zombie who spends most of their waking hours on a computer for business, pleasure, or because they don't know else to do, having become completely handicapped by technology.
What happened to Dave? He is sitting at his computer surrounded by empty pizza boxes and energy drinks! - Yeah, he has become a computer slave because the new first person shooter game came out.
computer slave by vududady January 6, 2017

Computer Cunt 

Some cunt who thinks they know everything about computers
John: Hey Tim!
Tim: What
John: I just got a Gt9 ftyt5 Dsdq role processor and a gtx 2000
Tim: Your a computer cunt
Computer Cunt by Kwias February 9, 2017

computer sorcery 

A discipline of studies, commonly written as CS, where each and every problem is solved by rebooting the device
A: I have a NullPointerException!
B, who is studying computer sorcery: Try reboot your computer
computer sorcery by ysf199711 February 15, 2017

computer desk 

Bending her over and placing your laptop on her back so you can get laid while you continue gaming or watching videos.
"No need to find another tank, I'll just give her the ol' computer desk."
computer desk by Geekbiatch420 June 15, 2017