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Toledo Burrito

The act of wrapping an erect penis in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other assorted ingredients. This contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. The friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. Bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.

A member of the "Holy Toledo Trinity", along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".
"I had the ingredients lying around, so I was like, 'Hey, Becky, do you want a Toledo Burrito?' and she was all, 'Yeah, I guess.' So I had sex with her with a burrito on my penis."
by The Earl of Teabag September 14, 2008
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Burrito Butt

A gaylord thats had to much ass action, so much that his asshole looks like a burrito, possibly he needs to wear a jam rag to hold his dinner in!!
He's had one fisting too many, just look at his burrito butt
by urgeiton January 13, 2004
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Mexican Burrito

A Mexican Burrito is when you are having anal sex and the chick shits on your dick, making your dick all shitty. You then give her a shit stache, literally.. you give her a mustache with the shit on your dick.
Santiago: "ay senor i just gave anita a mexican burrito!"

Perijo: "oy good job comrade!"
by Nima/Tk/Jette/Sawyer December 15, 2008
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Arizona Burrito

An Arizona Burrito is where a man is giving anal sex to a woman, and apon insertion feels a burning sensation. The man then pulls out to find the undigested remnants of jalapeno peppers stuck to his manhood.
The new girl and I were tryin somthing new, I got down and dirty and she gave me an Arizona Burrito!
by Sam1234512 November 17, 2007
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buritodick

Something you say to a guy who has gonorrhea because their penis stings like it has been exposed to a hot and spicy burito. Can also be said to a mexican.
Justin: Yo my dick stings!
Tyler: That's cause you have a buritodick.
Justin: mmm that sounds good.
Tyler: your fucking gay!
by Grorge Shrinks August 4, 2006
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Burrito Face

1) One that posses a grossly disfigured face riddled with acne and cheese.

2) A face that resembles the contents of a burrito after it has been shat out.
"Look at the Burrito Face on that redhead skeezer!"
by lzzlxxlzzlxxlzzl March 25, 2009
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Buritto Train

When a group of men with hairy assholes make a congo line, stick their dicks in each other, and dance.
It was awkward when the hairy chest competition turned into a buritto train.
by Pussycat13 October 13, 2009
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