Bump on a Turd

Something or someone that is utterly and completely useless.

Josh is a bump on a turd so just ignore him.

by plaid333 October 21, 2007

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booty bump

Inserting foreign substances inside your rectum for the purpose of absorbing the active ingredients into ones body. using vasoline or another lubricant to coat the outer edge of the rectum in an attempt to soothe the experience is common.

"dude, where are those rolls?" "ahh man, i just booty bumped 'em, why, did you want some?"

by Timothy Willis June 24, 2005

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Booty Bump

The act of putting crystal meth on the tip of ones penis and injecting it through means of the anal cavity of another.

wanna do some meth and most likely have sex?
yeah sure you could booty bump it.
Awesome! WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

by Never2Methz August 02, 2010

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Bro Bump

Bumping fists together as a greeting.

I greeted my homie with a BRO BUMP.

by CaptBadass November 07, 2006

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Bump on a log

Someone who is lazy, or lazier than hell. They just sit around, not doing anything important...

Examples of these lazy old assholes:

Most Politicians (Of fucking course)
B-movie writers (BET ON IT)
B-movie animators (*Stiffly turns around*)
The creators of little cars (The ripoff of Pixar's movie Cars)
The KKK (Too lazy to find the actual problems and blame it on diversity)
Fundamentalists (Find "answers" in a book rather than actually trying to find it, which is actually more trouble than it's worth)
Nazis (See KKK, except with a different kind of diversity)
Westboro Baptist Church (These guys blame everything on God's wrath at homosexuals...even the KKK thinks they're nutjobs)
And of course, the Average Man (Don't deny it, we're all fucking lazy)

And he just sat there...what a bump on a log.

by A Terrible Driver August 15, 2009

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