A little bitch who usually refers to Tom Brady as the goat. He walks down the hallways of his school with a mega rager. If there was a word to describe him, it would be cunt since he always acts high and mighty but is really just a little bitch.
by Gaynig December 25, 2021
Get the Brett Schartnermug. If his name is Brett, you already know he has a horse cock. If he’s an Oakes, you know he fucks bitches. If his name is Brett Oakes, his cock is the longest and girthiest schlong ever. You know this mf fucks bitches. He’s Probaly out there fuckin ur girl rn. Not to mention his ass must be fatter then fucking Lana Rhodes. His ass is for sure juicy and grumpcious.
by Baudhaxhzuhzha November 25, 2021
Get the Brett Oakesmug. Leader of the Puny Pecker People, because his puny pecker is so unbelievably small that you cant even see it with a microscope. But he still get any girl he wants, and is extremely hot and sexy.
by PUNYPECKERPETER July 10, 2022
Get the Brettmug. Dates every girl around here to get over the fact that he can’t get with the one he wants. Man whore. Doesn’t make the baseball team. Wears a letter jacket with nothing on it. Plays the sidelines in football. Gassed up Pontiac, kinda looks gay with his hair. Fake ear piercings. Actually a fuckboy, definition of fuck boy. Cologne smells like ass.
Girl 1 : He is an asshole
Girl 2 : you’re right, he was talking to both of us at the same time.
Girl 1: totally, such a brett hall move
Girl 2 : you’re right, he was talking to both of us at the same time.
Girl 1: totally, such a brett hall move
by Smoky mountain hoes May 14, 2018
Get the Brett Hallmug. 
Someone who people are constantly being screwed with. Originates from Bret Hart who was screwed over in the Montreal srewjob.
James is always Brett-Harted. He needs therapy but the therapist lives in Montreal and is known for screwing with people. Will he ever be Un-Brett-Harted
by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 25, 2023
Get the Brett-Hartedmug. A unique beast that usually wears moccasins and sweatpants on a daily basis. Usually located near a large abyss. His favorite food is sushi dick. He enjoys moling around in large mouth vaginas. He's a large fuckbag.
by Brett Scharff October 13, 2011
Get the Brett Scharffmug.