bread trim

A shockingly horrendous haircut. Popularised by Dudey Rhino on Youtube.

Have you seen Phil’s new haircut?

Yeah that’s a dead trim
No that’s worse than a dead trim, that is a bread trim

by Postgate_Massive February 10, 2019

Bread stripper

A god who comes down to earth and who will strip for bread. Has many hoes and a single pimp. Prefers baguettes over sourdough.

Wow look at him go! What a bread stripper!

by We Stan a Queen February 12, 2019

Bread Legs

When you slap ya legs with bread

Me: We got any bread lads?
Ladsa: Yeah, bread legs *Slaps legs with bread repeatedly*

by BigChedda420 May 8, 2019

bread missile

When your poop comes out and look like a baguette

Don’t go in your bathroom for a bit, I had a a bread missile

by Lxndrjmsfdr April 21, 2019

Bread Communist

Your lord and savior

Me:Bread Communist
Literally everybody:I AM NOT WORTHY

by TheBreadCommunist August 9, 2019

Bread Pets

When bread turns moldy it becomes a Bread Pet.

My parents had many Bread Pets on top of the fridge.

by zizithecat August 18, 2019

Bread Horse

A bread horse is a is rare species where a horse has a slice of bread around its head.

Han-ah: omg did you hear? emoly hymen just called Cecilia a bread horse
Catherine: I mean... did she lie?
Angela: no

by Albino rhinoo October 25, 2019