Bread Digger 

One who insists on digging down the loaf of sliced bread toward the centre in an attempt to get the freshest, usually resulting in the last few slices of the loaf tasting like cardboard.

Will you stop being a bread digger, I just went to get a slice and it's drier than Shipman's patient list.

Bread Digger by Sparktric May 9, 2017

bread trim 

A shockingly horrendous haircut. Popularised by Dudey Rhino on Youtube.

Have you seen Phil’s new haircut?

Yeah that’s a dead trim
No that’s worse than a dead trim, that is a bread trim

bread trim by Postgate_Massive February 10, 2019

Bread stripper 

A god who comes down to earth and who will strip for bread. Has many hoes and a single pimp. Prefers baguettes over sourdough.

Wow look at him go! What a bread stripper!

Bread stripper by We Stan a Queen February 12, 2019

bread missile 

When your poop comes out and look like a baguette

Don’t go in your bathroom for a bit, I had a a bread missile

bread missile by Lxndrjmsfdr April 21, 2019

Bread Legs 

When you slap ya legs with bread

Me: We got any bread lads?
Ladsa: Yeah, bread legs *Slaps legs with bread repeatedly*

Bread Legs by BigChedda420 May 8, 2019

Bread Communist

Your lord and savior

Me:Bread Communist
Literally everybody:I AM NOT WORTHY

Bread Communist by TheBreadCommunist August 9, 2019

Bread Pets 

When bread turns moldy it becomes a Bread Pet.

My parents had many Bread Pets on top of the fridge.

Bread Pets by zizithecat August 18, 2019