bread day

Bread day occurs on the same day on which the freshest loaf of bread you own reaches its expiry date. Though it often results from an unwillingness to eat said bread or completely forgetting about it, realizing it is bread day gives good cause to consume a disproportionate amount of bread that day to avoid wasting any of the loaf.

I brought four sandwiches to school today because it's bread day.

"Oh man, me and Todd ate so many grilled cheeses yesterday. Yeah, it was bread day."

by DLaw3000 September 20, 2009

Cawn-Bread

A Southern bread made of egg, milk and cornmeal. Usually a delicacy cuisine in southern meals accompanied by a stew, or seafood.

Momma I made a whole pan of cawn-bread to go with that stew.

by Missmossy January 27, 2020

Muff Bread

A vagina that is warm, doughy, and pleasurable as freshly baked bread would be.

Damn, man! Jill has some hot muff bread!

by Sexy Hatman Branden May 10, 2012

Hashtag BREAD

Hashtag Boom Roasted Eat A Dick

Andrew: You're so dogwater at Pickleball!
Nick: Well at least I get bitches, Hashtag BREAD !!!!
Andrew: *Sad*

by AndyBoBandy98 November 1, 2022

eating bread

When your jammin' to dubstep.

Dude, i was eating bread to that dubstep.

by jungletoe April 27, 2011

whett breads

an egg that is fried inside a pre olive oil soaked slice of bread with large quantities of oil

hey anyone in the mood for some whett breads?

by M.Y.S March 14, 2016

Bread Nonce

A person with an inability to consume bread, or any other gluten based consumables without an immediate and often long lasting effect to their digestive system.

Sometimes referred to as 'coeliacs' the person can often be identified by the need to constantly remind all that they can't eat gluten.

'Well I was going to suggest pizza hut for lunch, but we've got Bren the bread Nonce with us.'

by BrettRambo November 17, 2021