West Long Branch

Town in New Jersey where students at the public school used to talk about jail bread and hot dogs. Liked to act like criminals by yelling "stranger" at their classmate who's parents took turns molesting them.

A place where someone's parent called the police alleging "death threats," and the police department pretended to have evidence.

"Let's not go into West Long Branch. The kids there are retarded."

"Yeah. Let's not go there. I heard the kids there jumped into a classmate's emergency and ripped apart her sentences to try and be trolls as she tried to get away from two sex predators."

by piercingsandtattoos September 19, 2020

Aww, branch

A term to use when your branch or homie messes up.

P1 "did you put a fork in the microwave again?"
P2 "oops"
P1 "Aww, Branch"

by Branchsquad January 25, 2021

batchslap

(v) to bitchslap someone

Originally from music video for the song "Shoes" by Kelly who, because of 'her' accent, pronounces the 'i' in bitchslap as a long 'a'.

I'm gonna batchslap you shlutbag.

by a broken dream January 5, 2007

Angel Branch

Gay homophobe who doesn't know her own skin color
who doesnt know anything

wow stop being an angel branch your brown skin
Wow your gay stop being an angel branch
A person who thinks there black is you angel branch

by Its me angel November 20, 2018

Batch

Is a term that is used to describe a fat bitch.

Thomas: "Ay yo check out that Batch!!!"
Guillermo: " Damn!!! Yah she sure is a fat Bitch!!!"

by Nat0069 April 16, 2008

Batch

A Bad Bitch. as in fucking awesome.

your batch ain't better than my batch!

by bridimattio May 16, 2011

batchler

A bachelor party involving mountain biking and no drunken bar hoping. Strippers are sometimes involved.

My batchler party was whack, yo!

by dpaquc May 12, 2009