ironically bored

When you now have so much time on your hands that you don't know what to do. The irony being that when you did have stuff to do you were meant to be doing something else.

watching stupid videos on youtube when you were meant to be revising for an exam. Now the exam is over watching videos does not seem that entertaining, and nor does anything else for that matter, making you ironically bored.

by now bored June 22, 2011

Bored to death

When your level of boredom has reach such extremes that you have reached a death like state in which you think and do nothing.

His friend : *is talking about nothing*
Guy : .........
His friend: lol is you dead...yo... dude! Oh my god! BRUH say something
Guy: oh my bad, I was momentarily bored to death what were you saying?

by Cease your faggotry July 22, 2017

MILF bombed

Getting offered a blow job by the mother of a friend, who is deeply attracted to you

I went to Jakes house, and his mom milf bombed me.

by Jake Sulleytalibur September 14, 2011

Portland Bored

a lamer version of being bored, that kind of bored one can only experience from living in portland. Feels like a big city, looks like a big city, but there still isn't shit to do. mountain biking, snowboarding, the beach. yeah...only if you want to drive a hour-plus to get there, and fight traffic on too small freeways filled with shitty california, washington, and other oregon idiot drivers.

the only thing that cures it is our Portland Weed. goods stuff!

Joe: wanna go see Big Name Band, at the Rose Garden tonight?

Bob: and pay $100 for nose bleed seats, because there's nothing else to do here, and the city fools will pay to see it? no thanks.

Joe: what else then? i'm bored

Bob: yeah, Portland Bored.

by Alpha Cleezy August 18, 2006

barbed surprise

When prior to sexual intercourse (more often non-consensual then consensual)a man wraps his man meat in barbed or razor wire.

This inflicts massive damage to the orfices that the perpetrator decides to defile with his god rod.

"My penis hurts so much after I gave Joseph a barbed surprise...but it was worth it."

by Argonak April 15, 2008

bored shitless

Being so bored that you have a shit wether you need to or not, as something to pass the time, and still being just as bored afterwards yet unable to shit any more.

I'm bored shitless, just had a shit without needing to and I'm still bored but I can't shit anymore so im telling the world via urban dictionary.

by T1988 November 11, 2006

Bored

When you have nothing to do because you have no friends, so you make random definitions on Urban Dictionary.

Daisy: broski whats with all the definitions
Me: i was bored
Daisy: get a life
Me: i tried

Daisy: try harder

by I like avocados November 2, 2019