Cock-blocker

one who blocks other guys cocks when trying to insert in vagina, or mouth of woman.

Jeremy is king cock-blocker.

by Wages March 4, 2008

Cop Blocker

Someone who stops a member of the police from getting sex

Cop: How about you, are you in a relationship
Hot Tail: Not really
Cop: Well, thats a crime... You should take this (hands over contact card) just in case you remember anything else
Cop's Partner: OK, thank you very much
Cop: Even if you just, y'know, want to talk or
Cop's Partner: OK, I'm going to take this (takes the card) - its for your own security and we're gonna go
Cop: What are y'doing? I was just being a good cop! Cop Blocker!

by KazUK October 20, 2011

Late-Bloomer

A fart that is passed but does not smell right away. A surprise attack, a mystery.

My friends were concerned that my fart didn't smell, I told them to hang on- it's just a late-bloomer.

by Sniff Buttski August 17, 2019

Cock Blocker

a person who stops you from fucking this fine ass bitch. spamfiles.net shouts ya heard me!

matt cock blocks smoky from phrea .

by smoky January 1, 2004

Hater Blockers

Sunglasses with large, stylish, lenses. Also known as Stunner Shades

Got my Hater Blockers on and Im goin to the club.

by jibbarousseau June 3, 2010

bloozer

A blogger who is also a loser or drinks ethyl alcohol while blogging or a combination of the two.

Ever been to that bloozer site, what a loser/dummy.

by Bob Jones Jill Hearing Aid Head April 4, 2007

bloomer

a loaf of white bread. we sell it in 2 sizes, large and small. large one costs 95p and doesn't fit in the fucking bread bags.

A) how much is the large bloomer?
B) Read the fucking sign with the bread prices on
A) oh, i'll have that sliced please
B) its too fuckin big

by wonderfool December 1, 2003