Beagle banger

Young guy who likes to bang older broads who's vagina is beat up to the point that it hangs to the side like a beagle with his tongue hanging out.

That dudes a beagle banger! Heard he was hanging with your mom the other day!

by Eddieeggs September 21, 2023

Beagle

the best dog breed in the world, its so adorable, if you hate the beagle, what the fuck is wrong with you.

(House 1) dad i love beagles
I love you son
(House 2) dad i despise beagles
im gonna go get the milk

by Mr. Beagle October 7, 2023

Blaggledaegleemperglorp

An alien coming from outerspace specifically for the reason to steal pepperoni.
(Blaggle - day - gleam - per - glourp)

Aw man, my pizza is missing pepperoni, must have been a Blaggledaegleemperglorp.

by brad1ey May 22, 2024

Blagarded

When you are extremely happy & extremely fucked up at the same time. A combination of inebriation and elation.

"How are you feeling?"

"Blagarded"

"What does it feel like when you take mushrooms, cocaine, weed, and alcohol at the same time?"

"Blagarded"

by OG_Serg March 8, 2024

Blagg

The act of slicing the male genitalia vertically into 4 slices and then braid them together.

Hey Anthony, wanna go blagg the homeless father by Home Depot? It looks long enough to make a nice braid.

by JadenStrge March 25, 2024

Blag

Someone who is annoying/boring without any reason for being as such

John acts like a blag during sleepovers

by Joe_Potato12 December 19, 2024

blageing

The act of lifting up a woman by her anus and vagina, similar to that of a bowling ball.

Dude I've been grip-training all week I'm so ready to blage my girl tonight.

I've been blageing my gf all last night.

by not plorbo January 8, 2026