Bladder Delay

When you're standing over the urinal and have to piss bad but nothing comes out at first.
*Seems to occur only at high profile places

I hate going piss at Phillies games, cause I always get a bad case of bladder delay and the douches behind me get all butthurt about it

by adamnman October 12, 2011

blade biehl

a really freakin hot dude with a big dick the size of a whale and is the most attractive guy in the world he's even hotter than jack meoff.

blade biehl dude

by me 12342323 October 11, 2011

Blade

To be gay, suspect, a faggo or an Alex Gomez

Alex gomez: you gonna let me suck that dick?
Dave: you chainsaw swiss army knife 'blade' ass nigga

by zyzzkunt May 21, 2015

Bladder gravity

The force that causes you to instantly have to pee when you are out drinking with friends. Usually inconveniently timed.

OMG - I got up to get another tequila shot and I got a bad case of bladder gravity!

by Bethany Joyful May 10, 2016

Bladed Reach Around

The act of cutting ones genitals off with a knife.

The phrase first appeared in Song Reader: the musical

"If you don't pay me by the end of the week, I'll give you one of my bladed reach around specials."

by Yuri Andropov July 21, 2016

Bladder triggered

when you have to pee, so everything triggers you

Sorry I was so rude in 4th period I was bladder triggered

by dabdaddy1995 April 27, 2017

Bladewayn53

Baldewayn53 is a wolverine batman cross breed

Ill use my Bladewayn53 powers on you

by JazzyDays November 18, 2017