bench warmer

hasnt gone to 1st 2nd or third base in their life...hasnt gone out with anyone

woah that chiks a bench warmer!

by *SoFaKiNg* April 19, 2004

bench licker

someonne who likes to lick where other peoples asses have been

Your breathe stinks Bench Licker

by Dick April 10, 2003

Bench

a little hippy who lives in bradford eating lentils, rolling cigs and singing silly songs. Also known as Neb

BENCH! Get out of that tree you hippy!!

by nomio February 20, 2004

benchmarks

Those suspicious white stains that you see on park benches after one of the_real_thraxz's busy nights on the town.

Jim: Good game lads, now let's sit on this bench to have a drink and cool down.
Jake: Eugh, what's that suggestive white fluid on it?
Jack: I think Thraxz's been doin' t'milk rounds for a bit of extra cash.

by A friend March 19, 2004

binch'd

to mash something up, to break or to screw up. Usually a laptop or desktop machine

It's Been Binch'd!!!!

by So So October 2, 2007

Beiochizez

bee-i-och-iz-ez

Another word for bitch, but completely over-pronounced in an attempt to achieve comedy.

A derivative of bioch.

WHAT'S UP, BEIOCHIZEZ?!
These beiochizes won't leave me alone!

by FicticiousAnimation August 17, 2012

bench

said in the good place,when they cant say a swear close in speech to the word bench.Also something ya put ya booty on.

"WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A BENCH, YOU'RE TAKING UP THE WHOLE BENCH!"

by imma a person who is alright. January 13, 2019