When you are eating out a girl with gum in your mouth, and it falls out and gets stuck in her muff. Its not unlike when a hobo falls asleep and wakes up to a beard full of strange things, of which gum may or may not be included. It's possible that a hobo could actually find gum in his beard after eating a girl out, but not likely. It's a sticky situation, but it does lead to shaving usually, which is a plus.
by tatertot December 26, 2007
Get the hobo's beardmug. When you grow the sides underneath the sideburns out so that it tickles the inner thighs of a female as your perform oral sex to give her more satisfaction.
by Mike Samson April 29, 2008
Get the sex beardmug. The lazy act of not shaving while you are on a holiday. This can be a trip abroad or a break from work/school.
by Millsey December 15, 2008
Get the holiday beardmug. by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003
Get the bearded oystermug. Prep school in Morristown, NJ. One of the better independent schools around, this institution drips with tradition and history. From the street, Mo-Beard looks like a country club and on the inside, the new Beard Hall looks amazing. Despite the high price tag (about $22,000) a year, MBS has its share of wealth, evident among the students--fashion and cars. The student body is uber-prep--sporting the latest Brooks Brothers, JCrew or Vera Bradley trends.
With diplomas in hand, Mo-Beard sends its graduates to preppy colleges, including Bates, Union, Dickinson, Villanova and Hamilton, as well as a few Ivies.
With diplomas in hand, Mo-Beard sends its graduates to preppy colleges, including Bates, Union, Dickinson, Villanova and Hamilton, as well as a few Ivies.
by Crimson December 14, 2004
Get the Morristown-Beardmug. Typically this person is a post adolescent psychology major with a tiny penis complex who is, or aspires to be, a professor. But the bearded asshole can be of any age. This person will try to hide their homosexuality and or sexual frustration with facial hair. DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THE B.A.! B.A.'s often attempt to use facial hair to cover up herpes outbreaks. Bearded assholes are often sexual predators.
by Pubic hair face November 21, 2011
Get the bearded assholemug. a beard commonly found in terrorists. overgrown and bushy, often causes problems with airport security, especially in Saudi Arabia. My Uncle was stopped as suspected taliban, cuz of this beard. usually terrorists store food for the winter in these. like camel food.
by peseychu January 31, 2010
Get the terrorist beardmug.