Basset

Yet another retarded subsitute for the word idiot.

Dan, you're a basset.

by TeleIce December 15, 2007

new jersey wet basement

New Jerseys soil is clay bound. This state has the most wet basements in the USA. A wet basement in NJ must be repaired.

New Jersey wet basement is the cause of many structural problems.

by Robert Lunfrank October 7, 2007

bassmaster

What your friends call you when you fuck a chick that looks like a fish. Usually used in a derogatory manner.

Dude, after he did it with Bridget he was the BassMaster!

by Wooz November 11, 2004

slumber party in my basement

to fall asleep while in the proses of being butt fucked or butt fucking someone.

Lauren: hey wana have a slumber party in my basement ?
Matt:no that's just gross

Kevin:ya, when did you get so kinky?
Russell:Lauren your coming off very unattractive right now

also heard in

Your Love Is My Drug- Ke$ha

by killinger July 22, 2010

basement dj

When a girl rubs the crotch of her boyfriend/husband/etc. or herself in the manner that's similar to scratching a turntable.

Damn, she started working it like a basement dj right in the movie theater!

by Johnnyvegas2000 July 2, 2008

Basement Show

A party drink designed for consumption at live music shows in some kid's basement. Pour a 40 (preferably Colt 45) into a tall glass. Next drop in a shot of cheap whiskey. Pound the drink and chase it with a large gulp of Sparks.

"Mike was dead sober until he downed that Basement Show and started wilin' out"

by Reid&Jeb February 27, 2009

basement prostitute

big fat ugly whores, sucky sucky for cheap, usually kept in the confines of ones basement to keep out of view of the neighbors.

Devon the pimp gonna cut you a deal on his basement prostitute.

by vagitarian21 February 5, 2010