PAUL BAKER

The sexiest man alive

Omg is that sebs dad??! He’s so hot he must be Paul baker

by Criticaldamage July 20, 2021

Brady Baker

A short person, often bullied by taller people. A reference to a short person. Brady baker also is a pu$$y and lets people take advantage of him sexually in class

Look at the Brady Baker right there! He is so short!

by BradyIsShort April 14, 2022

mathew baker

Mathew baker is a very sexy, strong, and caring gentlemen who will care about hard-work and gains at the gym he is a loving and caring person. Mathew baker most likely is a cat person. there hair usually has a few styles the most common is that of a mop. if you find a Matthew baker worship him as he is probably god.

man I love Mathew baker

by jeny cook February 22, 2023

Bread Stick Baker

Someone that is slow in the head. A nicer way of saying that someone is retarded.

Man, Timmy is such a bread stick baker!

by UZI4YOU December 6, 2010

shake n baker

When you get flour and cover your penis then masturbate until ejaculating in your hand creating a dough like substance.

Gave myself a mad shake n baker last night

by feniain February 21, 2015

The Hannah Baker

Slit ur wrists while in the bath

The Hannah Baker

by 13REASONSWHY June 23, 2017

Donnie Baker

An awkward, incest-bread human being that will make you wonder why God would torment you with their bullshitery. Someone who tries to be funny but just ends up acting very, very awkward.

We all know a few Donnie Bakers. They most notably have mullets, date white trash trailer park bitches, and drink Natural Light.

You see that guy Chris over there? He's the one with the beer gut, wearing his old high school football jersey. He's bragging about how he made $20 on the Mayweather/McGregor fight. He's such a Donnie Baker.

by God's Pimp Hand September 6, 2017