Basically it's when you're crying about an ex girlfriend or something while you're masturbating or crying about the fact that you're masturbating, often using one's own tears as lube
by Robot Cricket August 18, 2008
by hugemongus March 21, 2019
by theFunction March 11, 2008
The instrumental and/or electronic accompaniment to a hip hop track, which has been produced on any number of step sequencing programs (usually Fl Studio or Fruityloops) without the assistance of a MIDI keyboard or any other kind of external hardware... other than the mouse.
by GannonCannon August 11, 2008
When your friend leaves you to go on holiday, then when they get back you proceed to give them the amount of punches for the amount of days they were away for.
by She yeh very May 22, 2019
Rough, borderline abusive male masturbation (self or otherwise).
-Misheard from Starbomb's song "Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken"
-Misheard from Starbomb's song "Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken"
-Think you can stop beating penis long enough for this rap battle to the death?
-Probably!
-Why are you in the hopsital?
-I was beating penis a bit too enthusiastically, I'm checking to make sure I didn't get an infection.
-Probably!
-Why are you in the hopsital?
-I was beating penis a bit too enthusiastically, I'm checking to make sure I didn't get an infection.
by Mister Fuggles March 01, 2016
A gay man with a public sex obsession, who excessively frequents beats in search of sex with other men. In Australia, a beat is a public area (such as a park, beach or toilet) used by gay men for partaking in sexual acts (cruising area). Encounters are usually one-off, anonymous and unsafe. A beat freak can't get enough sex at a beat.
by Broken_lovesong January 30, 2023