the spinster aunt

The aunt who never got married but is pretty cool, does her own thing, and just dates around.

Yeah..that's my Aunt Sarah, that's her boyfriend of the week, she's the spinster aunt.

by Grace Blase October 3, 2017

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Aunt Judy

An Aunt Judy is a mature, often pudgy woman, possibly a relative but usually a family friend, who you know personally and might consider screwing under the right circumstances. Blind drunkenness, complete darkness and total secrecy are some requirements that probably spring to mind as you study your beloved Aunt Gladys and imagine what could be lurking under that 45 year-old dress. The term "Aunt Judy" probably originated in connection with a defunct pornographic web site of the same name that featured all-nude and really unattractive grannies.

An Aunt Judy is like a MILF or Cougar but very familiar to you, usually older and far less attractive. You wouldn't but you can't help thinking about that old tang and hating yourself for it.

by Roger Out April 12, 2013

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aunty Helen

Helen Clark - New Zealand's second female prime minister. At one time Forbes magazine ranked her as the 38th most powerful woman in the world.

In New Zealand non European-descent ethnic groups refer to their elders as 'uncle' or aunty'. Helen Clark is widely supported among the various ethnic groups in New Zealand.

Her detractors often refer to her as 'uncle Helen' in an attempt to describe her appearance and/or demeanour.

Random guy 1: Kia ora aunty Helen! Howzit goin'?
Prime Minister Clark: Kia ora mate! Not too bad aye.
Random guy 2: Bugger me! It's uncle Helen.. piss of ya lesbo!

by LGD October 12, 2007

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