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Animalcule

n. A band consisting of four life forms most likely originating from Vermillion, South Dakota.
Did you see Animalcule's last show? It altered my perception of reality.

Animalcule made me nuts.
by Eliot Armstrong February 19, 2004
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Animal

A term used by aic teachers to address the students.
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Akmal

Akmal is known for having abnormally large penis.
Ladies are his favourite companions.
Wow! Akmal has a huge cock don't you think!
by Akmal shaikh November 24, 2021
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wild animal

Look at that person over there, she's being such a wild animal
by schmittonfire January 16, 2017
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Spontanious Animal Combustion

Phenomenon in which any animal caught defacating on my lawn bursts into flames, and it wasn't my fault.
Bob: "Howdy neighbor! By any chance, have you seen my sweet little Sparky? He's been missing for two days now."

Jeffy: "Uhhh....uhhhhh....I didn't do it."

Bob: "What?"

Jeffy: "You're not gonna believe this: I was mowing my lawn the other day and...I smelled something...burning. I looked over to see poor Sparky engulfed in a ball of fire, yelping for help......but by the time I reached him he was utterly consumed and only his ashes remained. That's what happened to Sparky. I'm not lying, it was Spontanious Animal Combustion Bob."

Bob: ".............*gurgles*"
by Jeffy the Retarded Beaver August 19, 2007
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animalgoldenshower

when a boy wants a golden shower from a person with a name that resembles an animal
a girl called kat giving a 'golden shower' (pissing on someone)
by Richard Bowyer April 11, 2006
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ruby animal

Rare close relative of homo sapiens, always in the female form. Curvacious and sexy, the Ruby Animal can be found in her lair constructed of duvet and pillows surrounded by the crumbs of recent hunter gathering finds which are usually fed direct to her by the mate.
Ruby Animals constantly need attention- kissing, petting and stroking are common requests never denied for fear of violent reprisal or retention of sexual activity.
Postcoital activities will be held back by "five minutes" as she makes recovery.
"I need five minutes" said to mate postcoitally
"I'm off to visit the Ruby Animal this weekend"
by Jim April 2, 2005
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