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Andres

Has a sexy mustache typically wears glasses still a virgin likes to wear all colors of shirts used to stutter lost the super to red on will now has wavy hair likes mom jeans but only when someone else is wearing them and is typically know as that one kid and likes to do stuff sometimes
Hey do you know that one kid?

You mean andres yeah
by Lil error April 16, 2019
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Andre or Allan

they proclaim that they have never seen their parents genitals, that is false. they have seen their fathers shaft windmilling towards their afraid mother. If you come to cross an Andre/Allan proceed to chant towards him " HE'S SEEN HIS DADS DICK"
Please, don't be an Andre or Allan guys
by THENuggetman9 April 16, 2019
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Andres

That Spanish boy/man who is very retarded and he loves to play video games and usually talks about video games. He loves his girlfriend very much and will always hug her and trying to cuddle her as much as he can. He wants to give her the conq but NOoooOoOooo thats not until the future!!!!
His girlfriend: Wow! Andres sure has an amazing conq!!!

Everyone else: It is a millimeter peener!!!
by emo.bum.idiot April 16, 2019
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andre

sexy, built man that loves to take control and dominate you. takes care of people that he loves and makes them feel important. huge family man, family before anything. very smart and is very good at using his tongue and fingers. also is very talented with using other parts of his body. amazing cuddler and gives you warmth. i am alpha.
look at andre always getting girls. he sure is good looking i bet you he’s great in bed.
by alsbksbsoanwksksjvshs April 22, 2019
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Andre

A guy who thinks he's good at sports but is not, lies very often but is always up to date on music and games.He tends to be bisexual but is more into guys. Andre is normally tall with blue eyes and blonde hair. He never gets the girls throughout his life in school but finds the lucky guy/girl in college
Don't be such an Andre, your acting so gay
by LifeIsIncredible April 23, 2019
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Andres

An Andres is a huge MARVEL fan, and a great friend. He will usually have a friend named Oscar, and plays a lot of Fortnite.
Someone-"Andres!"
Andres-"Yo what is gucci homes?"
by hbwiueygbqQ April 26, 2019
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Andres

Usually has a big dick. Very lovable. Loves big booty bitches.
Damn that guy has a big penis. I bet his name is Andres
by Latino April 29, 2019
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