Ahem

It's a texting expression similar to coughing when people are spinning tales

Jon: U know yesterday I won a coupon from Domino's for 2 pizzas

Kim: Ahem

by Gommalakka February 28, 2022

Ahmed

Ahmed is a young nice man who always cares about his brother but every time he kicks his brother out his room it almost like he doesn’t care well he’s so skinny he skinnier as a stick . But for real though Ahmed is nice but he’s always laughing at u and roasting you

Boy 1 : “ Hey did you see the new kid Ahmed
Boy 2 : “ I tried to become freinds with him and he became my friend but he actually loves roasting people
Boy 3 : “ Yeah but he actually nice

by HisNameIsZak February 28, 2022

Ahmed

Guy who belongs in Max's basement to be sold cheap

The cops collected all Ahmed's to put them in Max's basement

by skadksdada March 9, 2022

Ahmed

to find the shortest people in a group of people

Im gonna Ahmed you guys

by Deathfindish March 21, 2022

Ahmed

Absolute Massive Wood

Wow,look at ahmed, he's a bomber

by Bred6 March 26, 2022

AhmedAli

The name given to a highly dangerous terrorist and pedo. If you child is age 1-10 we highly advice you relocate from that area as soon as possible as there has been evidence of multiple death threats accusations. However, we also have some evidence of this name being used symbolically as a juju God for the Ghanaian population.

Eg: That man was a dirty ghanian thus he must be an AhmedAli

by Professor E With a Degree March 30, 2022

Ahmed

Ahmed is a very outgoing person. He’s someone you can be friends with. He’s also a very genuine guy. Handsome guy man as well. Smiles a lot and loves to have fun. Realist dude out there. Likes to be around his friends

“Yo that dude ahmed cool for real”

by Ahmed 4 April 8, 2022