Textually active

When you’re dating someone, and you text often between datws

It’s been 2 weeks since date #2, but we’re textually active, so we’re still moving forward

by Rickydricky October 07, 2019

mercado activity

when two african-american, blasian, or mixed, men commit homosexual activity.

Yo, you see that Mercado Activity goin' on on the back?

by kbiert October 12, 2021

active gas

Flatulence that us accompanied by a small amount of solids.

A bout of active gas has forced me to change my underwear .

by 2TellTheTruth April 08, 2016

Penis Activities

1. Action; Shit you do with your penis

2. Verb; Activities that are otherwise strange, degenerate, and or inappropriate.

1. Man, I was doing some penis activities last night.

2. Stop it with your penis activities.

by Origenei August 14, 2024

Active Air Freshener

Active Air Freshener (aka A.A.F.) Is a sex position where 2 people sit in a pile of pillows in the corner, with A plugged by B's penis as it straddles and kisses A. While B grabs and spreads A's rear end as A softly releases continuous gas.

Guy: "You heard about those 2 weirdos who did AAF? (Active Air Freshener)"
Other Guy: "Yeah, motherfuckers' always coming up with a different position every fuckin' tuesday."

by MechaWasTaken February 18, 2021

Active Smooter

The act of firing garbled nonsense from a fully loaded smoking gun

Sense and understanding run for cover from the words of an active smooter

by The 2112 Hollilama December 11, 2018

active listener

One who pretends to act like they are listening to what you are saying to them while they are actually just thinking of a response. These bastards have to follow every single clause that comes out of your mouth with something to the effect of: "Oh Yeah?" "Ahhhhhh" "Oh Alright" "I see" or one from the plethora of others.

I am really sick of the active listeners in this office. He knows exactly what you mean before you even say it... apparently.

by sp25 June 20, 2008