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Absolute crappin'

Absolute crappin' - something that is very bad.

Created by Patrick May, a man who checked a Japanese chatroom. The Japanese people, although they spoke english well, had some unique and interesting grammar. It influenced Patrick's grammar, and he invented " absolute crappin' "
I'm having an absolute crappin' day.
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I think this TV show is absolute crappin'.
by Patrick May September 4, 2004
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absense

The state of articulating nonsense.

The advantage of using this word is that most people will assume that you are misspelling the word "absence", but you will secretly know what you really meant. And it will be your hope that, subconsciously, they do too.
In Ray's absense, I will present the information.
by office_instigator September 24, 2016
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Abstinence Program

Any videogame or game that consumes your life and causes nobody to like you
two famous abstinence programs are WoW and, more laughably bad, Runescape. Much funner than wearing a chastity belt
by Xtreme2252 March 8, 2009
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abstinence

It's a choice god dammit. Who cares if someone is a fat churchie, an atheist, skinny or whatever. It doesn't matter. If someone chooses abstinence good for them, if not, shut the fuck up.
Shut the hell up you whiny bastards. Abstinence is a choice that you can't force people to make. And for the sake of argument, I'm still a virgin so you can't say I'm on the side of having sex either.
by Fantastic Dan September 30, 2005
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absolute reverence

When toasting a piece of bread it is left in longer than neccessary, and black burn marks form on the surface.
"Sunnuvabitch! Absolute Reverence has occurred upon my piece of toast."
by Masta Dave November 15, 2005
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absolfuckingutely

Essentially it means absolutely. But saying in that manner emphasizes the absolute value in it.
Man: Are you going to get drunk tonight?
Woman: Absolfuckingutely!
by Fuad October 4, 2007
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absurding

unreasonable, illogical, silly, joking(absurd combined with kidding)
Person1: Youre going to summer school
Person2: Are you absurding me, no way!
by LeCapitainSmith November 6, 2011
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