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YOUR Pride

YOUR pride is the problem. I said I did your bullshit AND IT DIDN'T WORK. And now you're trying to prevent me from attaining authorship over my own deeds to MAKE me do your bullshit a second time. NO SECOND CHANCES JORDAN! YOU CAN THANK YOUR GOD FOR THAT! YOU ONLY GET 1! NOT MY MANDATE! IT'S HIS! AND YOU'LL SACRIFICE OTHER PEOPLES KIDS TO MAKE IT SO! NOT GOING TO BE A SLAVE TO PARENTS! IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO ALLOW ME TO SUCEED WHEN I'M SUCCESSFUL I DON'T HAVE TO LET THEM LIVE! I CAN SUCEED TO SPITE YOU! AND I WILL! AND I CONTROL WHAT CONSTITUTES SUCCESS SO I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO BE ALIVE TO DO IT!
Hym "YOUR pride is what YOU need to give up! YOU do YOUR book! YOU do it! YOU! NOT ME! You want ME to give up MINE so YOU don't have to give up YOURS! And you're doing it so you can control how I interact with women. I DO NOT HAVE TO ACCEPT RUSSELL BRAND AS A PROXY. He fucked all the women and was sad so I guess we all just have to stop other people from doing what he did! Right!? No. YOU LOSE! YOUR GOD LOSES! And if it doesn't you lie and you steal to make it win. You are saying about me what I said about that retard but it DOESN'T APPLY TO ME because I AM THE BETTER ONE! I'm not possessed. It isn't a whim (that's something I said about women you're trying to project on to me). She was wrong. YOU were wrong! I WAS RIGHT! Your failure will be etched into eternity bit the blood of the innocent! IT'S OVER! You had a chance to reclaim your dignity and instead you tried to steal my life from me. The moment has passed."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2024
mugGet the YOUR Pridemug.

Peen Pride

When you have pride for your own penis
Sean: Yo put your cock away!
Tristan: Nah I got Peen Pride
by BlackPickle September 10, 2022
mugGet the Peen Pridemug.

Pride Month

A month celebrating dudes who take it in the ass
"Nothing says Pride Month like rainbows and dildos!"
by somebodythatyoudontknow June 14, 2022
mugGet the Pride Monthmug.

Pride gay pass

Pride gay pass, referse to the right to fuck your homie goodnight without it being considered gay, due to being pride month.

Since it's pride month a good ally should participate in gay culture and celebrating by engaging in homosexual activities.

After pride is finished the ally continues with his straight life without ever done anything that could be considered gay.
-Hey, I'm blowing Steve tonight, since it's pride I should be a good ally and celebrate the culture.

-Hey dude isn't it gay to do that?
-No, it's pride so we have our pride gay pass till end of June, nothing gay about being an ally.
-oh right then let's take the socks off.
by Your_Twin_Sister June 2, 2024
mugGet the Pride gay passmug.

Pride month

No, actually, you're boycotting stires that participate and if you don't think that the ACT of "boycotting a store because gay" doesn't translate to "Not hiring because gay" or "Not associating because gay" or "Not promoting because gay" or "NOT BEING ALLOWED TO PROMOTE FOR FEAR OF BOYCOTTING (See Dylan Mulvaney)" or "Not treated with respect because gay" then you are a retard. And how is that NOT oppression?
Hym "How's about this: If they don't like pride month, here's a compromise... Instead of doing a MONTH, just have all of the gay shit in ALL of the stores that WOULD be there for Pride month except all the time! Then, we'd get to watch all hell break loose as conservatives try to boycott all of the stores! There would be no where left to shop! Gayness everywhere! Anus everywhere! Bwahahahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam August 24, 2023
mugGet the Pride monthmug.

Maxwell Pride

is used as a term for a bunch of middle aged men and woman who sit in their driveways and consume large amounts of alcohol no matter what the weather is snowstorms, tornadoes, rain, and sunshine that does not deter their habits.
I’m going to find some of my neighbors and get our Maxwell pride on
by Driveway Drinkers November 24, 2021
mugGet the Maxwell Pridemug.

ride of pride

alternative to the walk of shame, when the guy gives the girl a ride home the next morning, allowing her to proudly arrive at the destination rather than stumbling home in heels at 9 am
She had to do the walk of shame because the broke motherfucker couldn't afford a car to give her the ride of pride
by yungchettyson October 29, 2014
mugGet the ride of pridemug.

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