Pony Pisser

The act or art of bull shitting someone. Lying to someone for your own personal gratification.

Did you hear Jim braggin' about his latest exploits, he's such a Pony Pisser.

by sitlab December 8, 2009

flesh pony

When a female uses a male as nothing more than a human sex toy.

Damnit Erika, I am not just a flesh pony! I have thoughts and feelings too!

by Bekki Rawks December 9, 2014

Petting the pony

Instead of drinking the day after a bender, getting back on the horse and drinking again to avoid a hangover, you choose to be a child and complain about a headache.

Jodi: Dude, look at Marko, why is he not getting back on the horse with us?

Travis: I guess he really likes to be petting the pony.

by Chelle-Belle June 1, 2017

sandy pony

The act of receiving road head while driving an electric beach/golf cart in Chincoteague Island National Wildlife Refuge, Commonwealth of Virginia.

Tito maintained diligent focus while receiving a Sandy Pony from Tina.

by Wandermuffin April 19, 2018

Tripodic Pony

Noun.

A pony with only 3 legs, with one of those leggings sprouting straight out the middle of his chest.

Adj.

A male with a large penis.

Big enough to be a “third leg”.

Yoooooo that pony only had 3 legs. That shits a Tripodic Pony.

by Mcgoober March 13, 2018

bob pony

A Tech Youtuber who typically has a MLP PFP and does things such as upgrading from all of the beta's of an operating system, and typically does them on real hardware.

Person 1: I just watched Bob Pony's new video
Person 2: wow what did he make this time
Person 1: A video about the M1 Mac
Person 2: Awesome

by MukeshSn1per999 June 5, 2021

Pony up

In evey relationship one of the partners have been pony up because of their looks.

I have been pony up.

by Kuehlstein May 8, 2018