Carson

Probably the most funny person I've met. He can crack jokes all day while your jaw hurts like crazy. His blond hair and color changing eyes will make you love him. He's the best boyfriend ever!!! And if you break up with him, your the dumbest person on earth. He's loyal and will never cheat. He's very caring and will help with any homework problem, especially math. If you ever meet a Carson, don't let him out of your site. He will notice you.
Person 1: "Is that a Carson?"
Person 2: "Yeah he was in my homeroom. He is so fricking funny! He even made the teacher laugh!"
Person 1: "Wow! He must be a awesome flirt!"
Person 2: "He is! I know cause he flirted with me!'
Person 1: "Your so lucky!"
by Piece of Cake21 May 24, 2023
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a person who lets you bully/talk abt them
Aye you see carson over there ?

yea.. he a bitch
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A mushroom looking man that brings bad luck
Never date a Carson.
Person 1) who’s that mushroom
Looking man?

Person 2) Oh, that’s Carson.
by Urmom2009 November 07, 2021
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A sexy beast that is good at sports climbing and all sorts of awesome stuff any girl would be luck to have him and will love him
Man Carson is awesome
by Ugscngfbmfg July 05, 2017
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carsons a girl that's funny, sweet, pretty, and smart, and shes fucking adorable when she gets mad at me for making a "joke" flirt at her. I dunno how she loves me. she's slightly insecure but I wish she'd see she's beautiful. she's so lovely it's not even funny bro. she's a goofy tsundere and she keeps denying it, but she knows it's true. her sweet little mind knows no bounds to how she loves, yet she's too afraid to say it. well, I love you too caraon, and I want you to know that, sweetheart <3
GO GET YOURSELF A GODDAMN CARSON FOLKS!!!!
by 8ightism March 21, 2023
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JUST HIM
Carson is just HIM
by SlimeyCuber December 18, 2023
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Carson - A very racist term, the insulting term for white and black people, god, and jesus.
My friend hates Carsons because he believes in God
by Amor Henderson November 05, 2021
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