WOFTAM

Waste of Fucking Time and Money

a: "How's it going with your girlfriend?"
b: "It was just a WOFTAM!"
a: "Shame."

by JirasMan February 20, 2017

wooltard

A rare species of retards they call wooltards they are not as retarded. They are actually pretty cool. You can find them kicking footballs or fucking bitches.

Hey wooltard come here

by Don sucks cock April 2, 2017

Woofer ring

A fake engagement ring you wear to keep single guys from bothering you.

A guy/women will see this woofer ring on your hand and see that you are taken...just an extra prop to keep unwanted attention.

by Tymedowntoo April 12, 2017

Woofer

A very large dog.

Look at that woofer over there! His dick is just dangling like so.

by masturbation_enthusiast June 10, 2017

wooful

supernatural.

look at sky how wooful it is

by draxp April 18, 2018

woofr

A upgraded dogo

A dogo grows to a woofr . A woofr grows to a borko

by No clowt July 22, 2017

wolftoe

To stab your partner while they're sleeping with a jagged uncut toenail.

My foot is bleeding because I got wolftoed in bed last night.

by sunbeam the cat May 2, 2018