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Someone called Dom who is shit at washing up
by AL2001 July 6, 2023
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Winkel

pronounced: Wink-el
A Winkel is a type of fairy with a distorted body that is still somehow cute.

Also known as: Fairy winkel, Winkel Fey, or a Winkel fairy

Winkels are creatures with three fingers, really strong hair strands, have weird body features, beautiful wings of different sizes (typically fairy like or insect like wings), are about the same height as humans, and have tails of different shapes and sizes.

Winkels like pretty things and like making themselves pretty as well, weather it's having nice hair or a cute(?) face.

Winkels fly around using fairy dust that comes from their wings, even though they look like they could never be able to fly. they rarely do fly, although it is in fact possible.

Common winkel hobbies include: collecting, applying makeup, baking, gardening, competitive tic tack toe, feeding birds, and other fairy things.

Common names for winkels are usually quite odd in comparison to human names.

Popular names are:

- Names ending in inkel and adding a word at the end, ex: Finkel flop

-Names resembling objects, ex: chair

-Other names like Jacquevus or Finger bob might be used as well.

Common practices for winkel fairys include: meeting neighbors and giving them cinnamon or buttered toast as a gift, and other things.

Winkels also do not understand the concept of gender, or maybe they do…they are confusing creatures. None the less winkel couples often use husband and wife interchangeably but usually use wife when referring to each other.
Oh look it's a winkel!

Wow …winkel fairys do look strange.
by InkyBoi July 18, 2023
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Winkel

pronounced: Wink-el
A Winkel is a type of fairy with a distorted body that is still somehow cute.

Also known as: Fairy winkel, Winkel Fey, or a Winkel fairy

Winkels are creatures with three fingers, really strong hair strands, have weird body features, beautiful wings of different sizes (typically fairy like or insect like wings), are about the same height as humans, and have tails of different shapes and sizes.

Winkels like pretty things and like making themselves pretty as well, weather it's having nice hair or a cute(?) face.

Winkels fly around using fairy dust that comes from their wings, even though they look like they could never be able to fly. they rarely do fly, although it is in fact possible.

Common winkel hobbies include: collecting, applying makeup, baking, gardening, competitive tic tack toe, feeding birds, and other fairy things.

Common names for winkels are usually quite odd in comparison to human names.

Popular names are:

- Names ending in inkel and adding a word at the end, ex: Finkel flop

-Names resembling objects, ex: chair

-Other names like Jacquevos or Finger bob might be used as well.

Common practices for winkel fairys include: meeting neighbors and giving them cinnamon or buttered toast as a gift, and other things.

Winkels also do not understand the concept of gender, or maybe they do…they are confusing creatures. None the less winkel couples often use husband and wife interchangeably but usually use wife when referring to each other.
Oh look a winkel fairy!

Wow…winkels are a bit odd.
by InkyBoi July 18, 2023
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infinity winks

Death; Extinction; Destruction; Termination of life; The total and permanent cessation of all the vital functions of an organism
Anthony's friends were concerned his skag addiction would eventually result in infinity winks .
by Spumco February 10, 2008
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Shitty Winkles

The type of bowel movement where you also pee at the same time, usually followed by a revelation of some sort, like finding the anwser to why your kettle isn't working.
Oh! I had a Shitty Winkles, and now I know the meaning of existence!
by waitingforaturkey July 7, 2010
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Wrinkle Winks

The wrinkles on one's anus that resembles crow's feet when someone winks... only on your buthole
Man, my wrinkle winks are itchy from whipping my ass with that Poison Oak.
by Pat the Plant January 6, 2011
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Pedo Wink

when a man with any kind of facial hair over the age of 25 winks at you instead of smiling or doing a small wave when passing
you: *feint smile*
pedo: *Pedo wink*

run. just run.
by KF3917 December 3, 2011
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