Kal-El: God of weapons

The mighty being who seems stable but is given the ability to turn anything in their environment to a dangerous weapon. Don't be fooled by their "innocence", the consequences may be fatal if triggered

"Kal-El: God of weapons descends from the Portuguese culture"

by Dungeon master 7884 July 6, 2022

Assault Weapon

Any man made or naturally occurring object that can be used to inflict serious bodily harm or death on another living being.

In 2018 the newest Assault Weapon ban to be introduced is Great Britton's ban on all knives.

In other news a man used a rented utility truck as an Assault Weapon when he drove it up on to a crowed sidewalk and ran down eighteen people.

Sales of acid are now limited to those with commercial licenses in Paris France after the caustic liquid started being turned into a terrorists Assault Weapon and thrown in the faces of unsuspecting victims.

A man used his hands as Assault Weapons when he brutally beat his girlfriends three year old daughter to death in Cincinnati last weekend. Claims the child kept annoying him with requests for food and water.

by NitreBlue May 30, 2018

Weaponized Incompetence

When someone does a simple task requested of them badly on purpose so they seem too incompetent to do said task, thus ensuring nothing is ever asked of them again.

Jill: "Will you do *insert simple task here*?"
Jack: "Ugh, I guess." *Does it wrong so she feels that she can't trust him to do it right*
Jill: *Sees the horrible job jack did* "Oh.. I guess I should just do it myself next time.."
Jack: "Great! Weaponized incompetence works!"
Jill: "... What..?"

by ExplodingStrawberries November 8, 2024

CHEESE WEAPON

A weapon in a solo or multiplayer video game that is easy to use. Usually consist of high quality looks, faster reload time, and inflicts a large amount of damage on an opponent. They're earned progressively in-game or bought.

The explosive bullets for the mk2 shotgun in GTA Online makes it a cheese weapon.

by SkyAir June 13, 2019

Weapon

A distinctive device explicitly stated to be made to cause harm or death such as a adult human being or a large bore artillery piece or automotive vehicle under your private control

I have gotten rid of all my weapons and turned them into politics

by Cody5050 February 13, 2022

Directed Energy Weapon

CIA runs electronic harassment and NSA and Schriever AFB DEWs, V2K, RNM, hologram, voice cloning, capability and DARPA implants and FBI runs gangstalking and Fusion Centers sychronize everything and they use all of their partnerships as partners in crime and flying monkeys to smear campaign, gaslight, harass, attack, and destroy you with plausible deniability.

Non investigative subjects on the FBI's TSDB are all hit with directed energy weapons.

by TI Satan June 26, 2023

Weaponize Preferences

(1)
When women for weaponize your personal preference when it comes to relationships just to make a personal attack

(2)

Criticizing a man for having preferences that conform to society's Beauty standard

Me

"I only like dark skin chicks"
She
"Empowerment you're a true brother"

Me
"I only like light skin chicks"

She
"You hate yourself and your mother"

Me
STOP WEAPONIZE PREFERENCES!

by EmJayee April 26, 2019