walking penis

a supreme ladies man, defined as one mojo powered pimp.

Damn! Mike is the epitome of the walking penis!

by mike tomorsky February 3, 2004

Walking stick

A person whom when viewed from an angle from which you cannot view their face looks hot but actually turns out to be ugly, a bit of a munter, after viewing their face.

Dave: Phwoar, she looks tasty...from the back.
David: I bet you that when you see her face she'll look like a right munter...
Dave: Shit, you're right, she looks like Boris Johnson, what a walking stick!

by William Powers July 28, 2011

Walking Cliche

Someone who is a textbook cliche. Only follows the dumbest of trends, and only does what every sensible human being thinks is dumb, but they think it makes them 'cool'.

Fred: Dude, I'm so sick of talking to Bret. He's a Walking Cliche.
Bret: *Starts singing gucci gang*

by Textbook_Stereotype May 24, 2018

Walking on sunshine

Being pregnant

I am expecting a baby. I am walking on sunshine

by Uma101010 November 2, 2018

pole walking

The act of smoking pot, weed or marajuna

Wanna go pole walking?

by Polewalker January 4, 2008

crab walking

When the female gets into a crab position and walks back and forth into the males genitalia. The male can also place two fingers in her backdoor for added arousal.

Kevin: "I got our lass into crab walking the other day! It sent her bean wild."

by G-shot Muncher December 26, 2011

Jay walking

The trajectory of a pedestrian illegally crossing a large thoroughfare against incoming traffic.

When you cross a street with lots of incoming traffic, you will walk parallel to the flow of traffic and in a direction opposite to it. Then, when you see an opening, you will turn and dash through the other side anticipating (hopefully) the incoming vehichles. Seen from above, your trajectory takes the shape of the letter J, hence the expression "Jay walking."

by Antidogma April 2, 2011