velcro wallets are bad

No they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with velcro

Guy 1: hey dude let me pay for dinner
Guy 2: thanks dude
Guy 1: pulls out Velcro wallet
Guy 2: you have a Velcro wallet? Velcro wallets are bad. And they are childish too.
Guy 1: no they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with Velcro
Guy 2: yeah, I’m sorry, you are right.

Guy 3: pulls out ziplock bag with money inside
Guy 2 & guy 1: wtf

by PokerMaster64 November 27, 2021

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Get the velcro wallets are badmug.

Wallet-Rape

When an object on sale is egregiously expensive, usually seen as a franchise of expensive items usually related to a hobby. The high pricings of these items gouge out the wallets of the customer, leaving a miniscule amount of cash in the rubble.

Guy 1: "Why the fuck did I start playing Warhammer 40k."
Guy 2: "What's so horrific about it?"
Guy 1: "The fucking expensive as hell mini-figures has me poor and writhing on the floor shit-vomiting. It's just Wallet-Rape. My cash is gone."
Guy 2: "Graphic description of your suffering but okay."

by MYEARSAREBLEEDINGPLEASEHELP July 10, 2022

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Get the Wallet-Rapemug.

Wallet Washed

When you have no money in your wallet, your wallet is washed of your money.

Friend: want to go to the movies.
You: no, im wallet washed

by Yodaddy635 February 24, 2010

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Get the Wallet Washedmug.

wallet issue

wal·let is·sue
/ˈwälət,ˈwôlət//ˈiSHo͞o/
noun
noun: wallet issue; plural noun: wallet issues
1. The inability of the exchanges to understand the basic concepts and commands that have been in crypto for nearly a decade

The deposit/withdraw can not be processed. We have wallet issues (read: we didn't employ all good practices)
Contact coin dev. I'm sure they can help with our setup and sort out our mess for us.

by notrealname42 July 4, 2019

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