A combination of WiFi, the popular wireless technology, and a high five, a celebratory gesture made between two people.
WiFi's are made when the two people performing are too far away to physically connect a high five and instead perform the motions of one without actually touching.
The instigator should announce 'WiFive!' before acting it out so as to not cause confusion.
WiFi's may or may not be accompanied by a 'whoopish' noise in order to make the gesture more realistic.
If your really nerdy and someone fails to realise the WiFive or tries to reach for a real high five and fails then they may be taunted by everyone around them making the old 56Kb dial up noise really loud in their face.
WiFi's are made when the two people performing are too far away to physically connect a high five and instead perform the motions of one without actually touching.
The instigator should announce 'WiFive!' before acting it out so as to not cause confusion.
WiFi's may or may not be accompanied by a 'whoopish' noise in order to make the gesture more realistic.
If your really nerdy and someone fails to realise the WiFive or tries to reach for a real high five and fails then they may be taunted by everyone around them making the old 56Kb dial up noise really loud in their face.
I went to give Pubert a WiFive yesterday over the Grand Canyon but he thought I said high five and tried to reach over. Needless to say he fell down the 1.6 km drop and I went...
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by IWantBilly March 29, 2008
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An excruciatingly horrendous wifi signal generally found in a cheap 2 star motel. Similar to McDonald's Wifi in terms of poor connection, though it could be better if the Indian guy managing the place would get off his ass to pay for better internet instead of wallowing in people's hard earned money.
Friend: Damn dude, your internet is total ass.
You: Yeah man, I'm staying at this really shitty motel near the highway.
Friend: Damn you're working with some Towelhead Wifi over there.
You: Yeah man, I'm staying at this really shitty motel near the highway.
Friend: Damn you're working with some Towelhead Wifi over there.
by Nefarious Darius May 20, 2022
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Get the wifi mug.You begin by doing a snobby girl from behind in the Vgine. Then you proceed to stick two fingers in the boot and scoop out some stoof. Finally you take your shit covered fingers, reach around, and plug her nostrils. After committing this hanus act, You say, "Who's shit stinks now bitch?"
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Someone who gets most of their information from Wikipedia.
They will often in a war of words use the site as a constant reference resouce to try and "outsmart" anyone who may attack their intelligence.
They will often in a war of words use the site as a constant reference resouce to try and "outsmart" anyone who may attack their intelligence.
Person 1: "oh yeah? well did you know that insert random factoid?
Person 2: "Dude you are so wikifukt!
Person 2: "Dude you are so wikifukt!
by Tatsel24 January 7, 2008
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